Melee gone gross

here is how it all started....... me and soy souse (sawyer) and port port (porter), were playing on the game cube. we like to play super smash bros. melee. a game where you fight with game characters. porter does not like to fight because he always loses. he wanted to play a game where i was the baby, sawyer was the dad, and porter was tho weird kid that mest things up. for my character i picked Pichu (baby Pokemon) Sawyer picked link and porter picked kirby. it was pretty funny till i got bored....(BOOM)I had i great idea!!!!! if i was the baby i can do baby things. so i jumped around barfing on everything. if you press jump R pichu looks like he is puking. it got really gross....... then porter yelled stop then daddy came down, he yelled, me and sawyer were think about shoving bananas up his nose at the time. and that is how melee got gross